Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Ministry Disapproved Edition (The Liability Remix) [HP; Percy; Gen]

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Title: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Ministry Disapproved Edition (The Liability Remix)
Author: sullensiren
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Percy Weasley
Summary: From the Desk of Percival Ignatius Weasley, Concerning the twins' latest product line.
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Through OotP, I suppose.
Rating: PG
Title, Author and URL of Original Story: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition, by xylodemon.
Disclaimer: I don't own them! They belong to Rowling, I was just borrowing them!
Feedback: Yes Please!
Author's Notes: All images, sparkly fonts, and phrasing on the original ads was done by xylodemon. The catalogue itself was all her doing. All I added were Percy's notes. Thanks to tygress for all the help with formatting and graphics! The original story was posted before the publication of Deathly Hallows and the thing that happened therein, so for the sake of comedy, this can be considered AU wherein that thing did not happen.


From the Desk of: Percival Ignatius Weasley
Attn: Fred & George Weasley
Concerning: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition

Fred and George,
This is most certainly NOT my area of expertise, and I didn't have the time to spare to look over all your toys. But since I'm related to you, apparently that means it gets delegated to me, nonetheless. Enclosed you'll find a copy of your latest catalogue and my attached notes. If you would actually read them this time, it might prevent me having to do so in the future!
Regards,
Percy

P.S. Don't bother sending anything by post; I have people checking my mail first. So all you'll do is end up torturing strangers.

P.P.S. And don't try to send it to me at home, either!

---

93 diagon alley

Spring 2006 2 Sickles

Dungbombs


Stinkpellets


Cloth-Eating Powder


Fantastic Fireworks






Canary Cremes


Tonne-Tongue Toffees


Skiving Snackboxes


Kitten Kaboodles


Tortoise Ticklers


Jumbo Java Jolt


Gay For a Day Parfait






Palindrome Portkeys


Instant Holes


Decoy Detonators


Darkness Powder






Rubber Wands


Biting Broomsticks


Instant Lethifold







Pygmy Puffs


Pocket Pooch

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Comments

[penknife.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Oh, I love this --Percy's voice here is so great.

[erinya.livejournal.com]

Hilarious!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

This is so freaking awesome, I don't even have words.

[darkluna.livejournal.com]

This is hysterical! I love how the ink spatters become messier the farther down the list you go. :D

[rynne.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, this is completely and utterly brilliant and ingenious. You are so full of win.

[mad-martha.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Brilliant!

[melandry.livejournal.com]

Enjoy the internet you just won! Love the LUSH catalog styling and the "Restricted Section" was my favorite item.

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely hysterically hilarious! I love your Percy, even as I wonder once again how he was ever born into that family.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Poor Percy. And I loved the bit about Cardiff and the man with the blue box!

[elanne.livejournal.com]

Hee! Percy's voice is wonderfully done, and I love that he corrects their diction along with critiquing their products. Also, this is such a creative use of remix, providing comments on the original. Great job!

[sasha-davidovna.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious!

[snorkackcatcher]

*snicker* Poor Percy -- although he does make some very good points here. :)

[busaikko]

Oh, the curse of trying to be the voice of Reason in the Wisarding World! This is hysterical--poor, rabid Percy.... *g*

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

This is adorable. Oh, Percy. Poor, poor Percy.

[marag.livejournal.com]

OMG, this is fabulous! You've actually made me appreciate Percy's position on things and made me feel sorry for him :) Of all things, for some reason the ink splotches made me laugh the hardest. Just perfect!

[inksheddings.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Sheer perfection!

[elsane.livejournal.com]

Hee, this is fabulous!

[lls-mutant.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, this was GREAT! I was cracking up like crazy- poor Percy! Who'd he tick off at the Ministry to deserve such punishment? :)

[roga.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this is absolutely incredible. Wow. You are made of so much win.

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahah! That was fantastic! So funny, and so Percy! Hee! What a clever and original approach to a remix as well! Nicely done!

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god, perfect.

[tarie.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Oh, this was a BRILLIANT REMIX. Bravo.

I adored the Doctor Who reference, too! XD

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

*claps* This is hysterical. Poor Percy! I love his penchant for underlining.

[wizefics.livejournal.com]

Let me add to the list of approval. This was hysterical and it made me love Percy just a little bit. *grins*

Dr. Who reference FTW!!!

[teshara.livejournal.com]

hilarious