This is wonderful (even though it does remind me of Latin poetry translation at school... :D )
It works perfectly, and is absolutely hilarious.
I would tell you my favourite lines, but I'd be quoting pretty much the whole thing. I particularly like these, though:
In Truth, they did not walk so much as weave, And sometimes House bent down as if to heave
If Rumors are believed, back in the dim Old College Days they had a torrid Fling, But Neither of them will admit a Thing.
The knocking Wilson did, for they did think That Cuddy would less likely make a Stink If the more charming Male presented first.
Then let loose with a Volley strong and hot. Some struck the Target—most of it did not.
No Matter that House wanted Jam on Toast, Stoic Fridge Door would not give up the Ghost. (In Truth, the Fridge was willing to swing wide; Our Hero was pulling on the Wrong Side.)
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Date: 2008-04-28 07:33 am (UTC)It works perfectly, and is absolutely hilarious.
I would tell you my favourite lines, but I'd be quoting pretty much the whole thing. I particularly like these, though:
In Truth, they did not walk so much as weave,
And sometimes House bent down as if to heave
If Rumors are believed, back in the dim
Old College Days they had a torrid Fling,
But Neither of them will admit a Thing.
The knocking Wilson did, for they did think
That Cuddy would less likely make a Stink
If the more charming Male presented first.
Then let loose with a Volley strong and hot.
Some struck the Target—most of it did not.
No Matter that House wanted Jam on Toast,
Stoic Fridge Door would not give up the Ghost.
(In Truth, the Fridge was willing to swing wide;
Our Hero was pulling on the Wrong Side.)
*mems*