Hey, thanks. This is by far the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written. But Inalasahl's "live Wash 'verse" was just too tempting. And in the spirit of "What would i do if I were writing this story," I figgered, "Heck, if I were writing this story, I'd save 'em all!"

And yes, to paraphrase Wash, I don't think there is any time that Jayne being bested by a 90-pound girl will ever get old.

I'm so glad that it worked for you.